It is a great honour to write you, after several hesistation.I do not want to say much, but My Name Is K I Bakri, i will definitely tell you more about myself and we get to know each other definitely once i get your reply. I have been diagnosed with Ideopathic Pulmonary Fibrosis, which is a terminal disease ,and i have no chance of surviving. I am writing you for your cooperation in fufilling a last wish i have, as i lay on my death bed.
My wish is distributing my last wealth which i have kept in a diplomatic box with a security company.The Diploamtic box contains a huge sum of money, i would reveal to you later, i want you to stand on my behalf and collect the box and help in the distribution of the wealth to the less priviledged.
I expect your response if you can perform this task, as there are several people dying and suffering all over the world abd i feel that my widows mite can change things a little..
So, How can you help the less priviledged with my funds?
Can i count on you?
Best Wishes
K I Bakri
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S1: seriously, my friend, you need to get a competant webpage designer and a life.
even better yet, join a cult who's compound is in the middle of some decomissioned nuclear testing site, and help yourself to all the kool-aid you can drink.
If for some reason, the crazy, gullible people won't allow you to kill yourself with them, for fear of whatever "higher power" or alien life form seeing you and assuming that there is NO intellegent life on this planet whatsoever (a point that, despite my rational mindset, still seems reasonable).
Please... for the sake of the species, kill yourself. Kill yourself, any offspring you may have spawned over the course of your pathetic lifetime, your parents, siblings, and anybody who is related to you within 2 generations. I ask this in the name of the human race, as we already have enough morons with their noses lodged firmly up their ass over the span of their lifetimes, do it for future generations, that we might spare the youth of tomarrow a fate at the hands of doing something like licking a power outlet, attempting to stop a running chainsaw blade with their face, jumping into a helicopter's rotor blades, or walking into the intake path of a commercial jet engine.
If you're really so dumb that you need a simpler explanation, then allow me to sum it up using words 4 letters long or shorter.
YOU NEED TO KILL YOUR SELF.
thank you for your time, even though I will never get these 2 minutes of mine back.
yours faithfully alanis
This is soooooo koolio!
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i think that is sooooo kool. i might even try
that some time. i think im
going to try it when im at least 13, when im a
teenager because right
now im only 11 and i don't think my parents would
let me. but i've been looking to be an actress
since i was like, 5, and i really think that
this is a good apportunity for me to finally become
an actress. even
though im two years away.....i think ill start
on my ideas right
now!!!this was a really great idea and i would
love to be on disney
channel because that is one of my favorite channels!thanks
for the
advise!!!!
-jordyn!!!
When will you have the
Community Bulletin Board set up so we can
all post messages and get help on our projects?
visitor
Taft, CA
Click
the link above to go to the discussion board and play around with it.
If you find it hard to understand then you'll find the complete user
instructions and documentations are available here. The user instructions even let you read about "Registration" and related topics.
I don't live in California, how will your service help me?
Actress
Miami
The ideas you find here can be applied where ever you live. For
example, what stops you from making a TV commercial just giving your
name and saying hello to the Miami citizens?
I have produced a short movie and I live in Kern County. How do I get it listed in the catalog over at www.kcpa-tv.com?
Robert H.
Lamont, CA
Anyone with a locally made movie, TV commercial
or video project is invited to submit the information
to vdo.kcpa-tv.com.
You
can read up and see what information the filmmakers have already put up
there, to give you ideas. Contact me when your project is ready, if you
have trouble emailing it to famous@kcpa-tv.com.
